Dear Iraq..... This is awkward.... But we are just so... so very sorry for invading / conquering your sovereign nation looking for Osama Bin Laden and his organization al Qaeda.
As it turns out the guy we were after in the first place.......Yeah he was found, nowhere near you at all, and our CIA shot him ...Dead.
We will totally send you some free cable and Internet to make up for it all just as soon as power is fully restored to your...well what we left of your country.
Again Sawwy : ( And C U at the Olympics!
